Thursday, January 28, 2010

I'm a Swinger!


swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, swing!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Fish Face

I'm learning how to bite things and put things in my mouth! It is VERY interesting. I like to chew Sophie the rubber giraffe a lot, but the Crinkly Fish is also fun to bite. I'm also learning how to make a wider variety of sounds with my mouth, which is fun for me, and entertaining for Mummy.

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Friday, January 22, 2010

Mama Said Knock You Out!

I know it's a little early for self defense training, but you can never be too careful in my neighbourhood, so I've been working on my punching skills. I've been practicing my right hook, and it's lookin' pretty good if I do say so myself.
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Highlights and Lowlights

HIGHLIGHTS: This past weekend I had so much fun! Nana Sue and Papa Joe came to visit, and we had a good time playing together, and I got lots of hugs and kisses. I also dressed up like Daddy because I want to be like him when I grow up. Daddy spoke at church and I think he did a great job.

LOWLIGHTS: Today I did not have fun; I had to go to the doctor and get needles in my bum. Mummy said they are medicine to keep me healthy, but I don't like them at all. I screamed so that everyone at the doctor's office would know I don't like needles. I also got weighed, and am proud to say that I weigh 14.3 lbs now.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

I Punched the Turtle


I like punching the Turtle. Today I was practicing my karate moves and screamed "HAAAYYAAA!" and punched the Turtle right across the room. That'll show him.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Diapers for Everyone!

















I've been helping Mummy with the laundry, especially folding my diapers. I've discovered that diapers are great! Everyone should have diapers. They are a stylish and comfortable fashion option, that can be accessorized in many ways. Here I am, just chillin' with my bears in my diapers and slippers. The Bears are a pretty fun group to hang out with, but I'm not too sure about Purple Bear; he scares me a little. He has "X"s for eyes.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Things I'm Learning: January

Hi everyone! I've been learning all kinds of things this month; so far, I've been working on rolling from my back to my side, and Daddy is helping me with some very advanced sit-up work. I've also achieved a new shrill pitch when I cry, which is quite piercing; but I don't use that skill very often, only when I'm really cranky. I also LOVE putting my hands in my mouth; I like having at least one hand in my mouth most of the time, although both hands is quite enjoyable as well. When I put my hands in my mouth, I swallow any little hairs or fluffs that I find there; Mummy found 10 of Daddy's chest hairs in my diaper the other day! So interesting, all this body stuff. Anyway, here is a video of me working out and getting buff.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

My First Christmas
















I had my very first Christmas a few weeks ago, and it was great! I got to meet a lot of my family, and had fun learning about Christmas. I even got a few presents! I'm especially interested in Christmas Tree Lights, I think they are AWESOME! It was also fun to try some new things, like going outside in the snow, playing board games, and eating special Christmas foods (well, technically Mummy ate the foods). Anyway, Christmas is great, and I love all of my family and hope to see you all again when I'm a bit bigger!!!



















































































Monday, January 4, 2010

Just One More Thing....

Before I go for my nap, here is a video for you to see! video













I know I've only been alive for a short while, but I've got a lot of deep thoughts about stuff, like, why lights are so fascinating, where does the boob go when I'm done with it, and how do I deal with this gas bubble in my tummy? So many things to figure out.













Here I am learning to breastfeed; let me tell you, this is WAY harder than it looks! It took me a while to master this skill, but I'm pretty good at it now.

















When I'm not busy learning, gaining weight and growing muscles, I like to relax and hang out in my diapers; the chicks dig it.














That's all for now! I'll post more soon, but right now Mummy says I have to have a nap. Stay tuned to Noah's Ark for more of my shenanigans and adventures!

Welcome to Noah's Ark!















Hello World!


Welcome to Noah's Ark, a blog about the life and times of ME! Noah Patrick Stelmach. First, I'll get you up to date with what I've been up to for the first two months I've been here. Here I am just a few minutes after being born; I had a rough start due to some breathing problems, but my midwives and doctors helped me and then I was alright.














Mummy and Daddy took me home from the hospital a day later; they seem like pretty good parents so far, although I'm not always sure about Daddy's choice of facial hair styling.